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Crocigator
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Location: Everglades, FL
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 Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject: Jokes |
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in
a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
Bartender: 'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate: 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
Bartender: 'Well, okay, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate: 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off, and then I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really.'
Bartender: 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate: 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.'
Pirate: 'It was my first day with the hook.' |
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Cescoo
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Location: Peru
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| Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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ROFL! Hahahahah
Anyways.... If yer looking for some pirate jokes! This is yer website
www.piratejokes.net
Fair Winds!
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sentfromhell (jacob)
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Joined: 13 Apr 2009
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lol i liked that one.
Who loves blonde jokes because they are one of my favourites. This joke i heard frim my brother and it confused me at first.
2 blondes walk into a bar u think 1 would see it |
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Koji-San
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Joined: 14 Apr 2009
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Location: Swindon, England
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| Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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I must tell mine then, I have one for each gender to make it nice and fair.
Men are like floor tiles, Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.
Women are like a deck of cards, you need a Heart to love them, A Diamond to marry them, A Club to bash her scuppering head in, and a Spade to bury the tart
I piratified the rude bits
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